ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via everschlong)
“dad why is there no breakfast?”
“we hit toast limit, son”
(Source: pokemonarchy, via clanni)
i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
(via clanni)
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
(Source: nightlockandfoxes, via based-lucifer)
